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  nightcrawlerX6 months ago

  We will always discover new ways to be dumb with those Darwin Awards. The stories are so well written too.

  "and decided to retrieve it with a little help from Sir Isaac Newton. After all, gravity is free." lol

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  Shadowolf6 months ago

  ...and, according to M*A*S*H, suicide is painless...

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  Beeboppin716 months ago

  Hey Shad, I couldn't view the story. Do you have another link that I could try?

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  Shadowolf6 months ago

  http://darwinawards.com/

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    Beeboppin716 months ago

    Wow!!! This is some funny and amazing stuff.

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    texangelwings6 months ago

    Thanks Shadow, that website address works better for me too!

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  itsme26 months ago

  Its funny that this is in the do it yourself column! And I must admit I have read the Darwin awards for years and it never fails to get a laugh!

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  Shadowolf6 months ago

  ...you know any of those 'Win At All Costs' types...How many of them would wanna compete for THIS award???

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    uncle-dave6 months ago

    I think those guys have already been culled from the herd.

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  rdy2rck6 months ago

  Do I get a Trophy?LOL

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    Shadowolf6 months ago

    SURE!!!

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      rdy2rck5 months, 4 weeks ago

      I wonder if all those pos.s are meaning I deserve one.ROFLMAO

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  engineer6 months ago

  DUMB DE DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!!

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  Shadowolf6 months ago

  ...THEY did...

  ""Natural laws have no pity." -Robert A.Heinlein

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  sumptuousdigs6 months ago

  ....and: "You don't spank a baby with an ax". - R.A. Heinlein.

  Of course that statement (from "Starship Troopers") was in regard to conflict with a much weaker opponent, not natural laws.

  I've never seen this site before. GREAT! Thanks Shadowolf.

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    CRYMTYPHON6 months ago

    how about, 'come on, apes, you want to live forever?'

    also from the book/movie.

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  Dicax_Maximus6 months ago

  Shadow - Been following this for years, but hadn't checked for a while. Timely reminder thanks....

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  AntiNeoCon6 months ago

  Shadow...thanks for the smiles.

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  CRYMTYPHON6 months ago

  I read the Darwin Awards book; very funny, but a little cruel.

  The thing is, sooner or later we all do something like repair the tv while in the bath, or poke a doberman to see if it is friendly, or look down the barrel of a gun to see what is in there, or pour the half-empty container of ammonia into the half-full bottle of bleach,

  I won't go on.

  Funny; but cruel.

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    Beeboppin716 months ago

    You know, I never would have thought to repair the TV while in the tub, but I have poured ammonia and bleach down the toilet. It had an interesting effect. Quite smoky. Maybe I should have paid attention during science class.

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      Beau78905 months, 4 weeks ago

      Smoky?!?

      That's called clouds of mustard gas. You're lucky you survived.

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  Charlson6 months ago

  There is never an end to the list of candidates for the Darwin Award.

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  tanglang6 months ago

  Shadow, I love the Darwin awards. Every year they always seem to bring anice big smile to my face.

  Will the kid who screwed with the tiger in the zoo make the awards? I sure hope so.

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    icono16 months ago

    Prime candidate.

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  bluetexasvalley6 months ago

  Makes me feel sooooo smart!

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  bluetexasvalley6 months ago

  Makes me feel sooo smart!

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    BronxBomber6 months ago

    SO nice she said it twice!

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  Francisca6 months ago

  Funny and naughty in the same time...I loved "Not a shred of sense" (could be me!) above all the end:removed self from the gene pool...LOL

  Makes me feel sooo clever!

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  texangelwings6 months ago

  Good website! I hadn't seen this before! Funny and rather different!

  Thanks Shadow!

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  BronxBomber6 months ago

  We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards will eventually reproduce the entire works of "The Bard" himself, William Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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    hyperbola5 months, 4 weeks ago

    What! You missed it! You must need a million monkeys watching.

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      BronxBomber5 months, 4 weeks ago

      Now what was that all about??? What did I do to you??? You must be at you're wit's end...and it hasn't taken you long to get there.

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        hyperbola5 months, 4 weeks ago

        Too subtle for you? Would you be able to personally verify that the million monkeys have not already succeeded?

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          BronxBomber5 months, 4 weeks ago

          I was being jocular, you don't have to get so serious about it. Sheesh! Of course if you want to make a scientific research of it. Be my guest.

          Subtle enough for you?

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  cowboygrandpa6 months ago

  ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAAAAA.

  Been down a slippery slope but not that bad. LOL

  The elevator one cracked me up. What an idiot. If you don't understand the mechanics of something study it before trying to remove a part. LMAO

  Thanks shadow. How ya been?

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  tiredofwhiners6 months ago

  None of them beat last year's idiot who decided to try washing his balls in the golf course ball washer. He didn't die but did succeed in removing himself from the gene pool.

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  Mdiar5 months, 4 weeks ago

  The poor fools...

  On a lighter note, anyone up for some tea?

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  Shadowolf5 months, 4 weeks ago

  SPAM ALERT!!!

  GYGR

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